Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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