All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
