I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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