Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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