chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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