Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
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I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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