I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
My pussy is not your playground.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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