your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
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