I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
they're like a gay fantastic four
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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