what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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