it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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