Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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