Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
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mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
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You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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