I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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