he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
she smelled like a LAN party
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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