chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Vodka?
Forever.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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