the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Oh god it's open bar.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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