I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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