shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
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I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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