it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
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you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
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I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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