And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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