What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
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Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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