I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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