I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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