Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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