I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
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I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
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Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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