i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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