wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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