you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
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