he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
people are starting to question the shark bite story
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
try to milk me bitch
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