You really coming over, don't trick.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
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After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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