That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
