so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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