Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I need moral support for this bender
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Randomize
