I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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