I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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