I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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