...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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