I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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