we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
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So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
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You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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