Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
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i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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