she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
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Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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