everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I wish you could order shots online.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
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So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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