the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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