Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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