If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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