Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Randomize
