I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
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only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
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Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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