so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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