just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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