Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
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you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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