My friends, they love my intelligence
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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