oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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