if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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