I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Randomize
