just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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